My Pad Thai Scares Me
Truly Spicy
So, in case I haven’t made it clear, I love spicy food. I said it before in “Some Like It Hot.” I have an ongoing love affair with capsicum, the little chemical that makes spicy food hot. It’s really good for you. (more…)
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Flexibility
My Programming Autobiography Part 12
You wouldn’t know it to look at me, but I’m flexible. I really am. No kidding.
So, I may not be able to do the splits, but if you look over my long career, you’d have to admit that one of my strongest character attributes is my flexibility–my willingness to change to fit what is needed. (more…)
Now THAT Is a Mountain!
My Programming Autobiography, Part 11
Do you remember the scene from Crocodile Dundee where some punk tries to mug Mick and his girlfriend? The mugger pulls out a knife and threatens them, saying, “Do you want me to cut you with my knife?”
Mick replies, “That’s not a knife.” He pulls out his considerable blade and says, “This is a knife!” (more…)
The Giant Mutant Prairie Dog From Hell
My Programming Autobiography, Part 10
Now, getting back to my prejudices about Easterners. In the movies, they are often portrayed as blunt, rude, and impatient. I know that Ohio is more mid-west, but my prejudices didn’t know the difference until I moved there.
One night, before Barbara and the kids joined me, I went to a grocery store. On the way out to my car, the very young man helping me with my groceries carried on a conversation with me. I was pretty stunned. I started see that everywhere I went, people actually talked to you. (more…)
Prone to Wander
My Programming Autobiography, Part 8
Just when I thought I would be relegated to quality assurance hell, I saw an ad in the paper that looked just like something I wanted to do. They wanted someone with experience doing database administration (DBA). I really like indices and queries. They are beautiful things. (more…)
If It’s Worth Doing, It’s Worth Doing
My Programming Autobiography, Part 7
After my contract with the State of Oregon, I had a short dry spell. The rain fell again in the form of a contract position where I was to create a bug-tracking database using Sybase and SQL with a front-end product called Scopus. This is not the same as the current product called Scopus. (more…)
The Pebble, From My Hand Take, Grasshopper
My Programming Autobiography, Part 6
So, I grew up on the original Kung Fu series. I loved Masters Po and Kan, played respectively by Key Luke and the ever soft-spoken, Philip Ahn. We knew that young Kwai Chang was ready to leave the monastery when he could the pebble take from Master Kan’s hand. (more…)














